My brother just walked in my room, carrying what I believed to be a small creature. He just stood there in cold, unassuming silence.

"You want it?" was the first thing he said.
My only response, and main thought for the past 30 seconds was "What is it?!"
"Saturn's hair." Saturn is my dog. This was a ball of hair about the size of a hedgehog.

My response was then, "No."

He just shrugs and walks out the room.

I couldn't stand to not laugh.

And then I had to share this story with all of you. I'm sorry for wasting your time with this really odd story.

I think I may start a livejournal for just the things my brother does on a day-to-day basis whilst I'm around.

Again, i apolgize.

Back to Mitch Hedburg for me.